elasticitymudflap:

ninja-pillow-timeywimey:

strange-reality:

ourdeathswillstopnothing:

loki-odins-son:

That Asgard could easily be misunderstood as Ass-guard

All the weapons are penis metaphors 

Like Thor’s hammer

And Loki’s scepter 

Asgardians are always dressed for role play

Seriously

Even headgear

They use suggestive language

There is poledancing

Then the obsession with kneeling….

And the punishment for trying to take over the world is this

So let’s just all admit it.

ASGARD IS FULL OF PERVERTS.

But that’s okay. We all like it that way.

theantidote:

Poemotion by Takahiro Kurashima 

Publication featuring impressive abstract scanimations:

More Here (Japanese)

(via prostheticknowledge:)

motherfuckingfineasspussymobile:

nehzoomey:

how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something

some of us don’t have grass on our lawns you sack of shit

therapsida:

catoverlord:

kyuukyuusha:

omg what is this

I saw that this was on fakku the other day.

hang on lemme see if I can find a link for you.

oh found it

Why did I just read the whole thing

why

Dear lord… xD

mr-radical:

onetinyhand:

george clooney.

amperehope:

I don’t care how long we spend reading Homestuck.

Blind jokes will always be funny.